foggy dick

An unpleasant condition that may or may not occur when an individual has placed his penis in too many inanimate objects for a sexual release. Common examples include (but are not limited to); donuts, shoes, charcuterie, and; perhaps most dangerously of all; car windshields.

Person 1: "What's . . . what's wrong with that guy?"

Person 2: "He's got the foggy dick, man. Put his dong where it don't belong too damn often."

by An Irritated Koala March 24, 2016

Chugging dick

Rapidly sucking on a dick so violently your choking the hole time.

That team is doing so bad they are chugging dick.

by ThatUnfotunateGuyYouKnow March 30, 2016

dick tonsils

tonsils that have been ravaged by a penis after continuous insertion

man that dude gave me some serious dick tonsils after that backdoor blowjob in the back alley

by EdNigma Gene April 5, 2016

marijuana dick

Inability to perform sexually due to senses dulled or otherwise impaired my marijuana use. Sexual impotence caused by cannabis.

I'm so horny and frustrated; my man hit his bong before our date and wound up with Marijuana Dick so I had to take care of myself again.

by Sister Mary Margaret April 6, 2016

Dick Hustling

When loose (usually less attractive) chicks lure men in situations in order to coerce them into sex. Typically, the woman will perform a good deed to the unsuspecting fellow, in exchange for the dick down.

Man, I messed up letting that big chick talk me into getting a ride to work with her for those two weeks my car was down......when I tried to give her money, she told me to come over to her house for dinner. I think she's dick hustling me.

by PantherFan75 April 9, 2016

Dick Tide

When working in retail , The large amount of customers entering the store right before closing

Uh oh , Its 5:30 here comes the dick tide

by Tahssa113 November 15, 2018

vincent dick

A man with a great dick size. He knows how to use it and can please anygirl with it

Damn did u Here he had a Vincent Dick

by BB saggin November 19, 2018