The Jack Searle Derby

Bristol Rovers vs Fleetwood Town
Jack Searle is a HUGE Fleetwood fan
Some of his mates support Bristol Rovers
Jack Searle is goat therefore it must be a derby

1: "Did you see Bristol Rovers got promoted yesterday"

2: "That's brilliant, we've got the Jack Searle derby back for next season"

by Heddo May 10, 2022

Floral dress Derogatory

floral dress derogatory is a woman who wears floral dresses because she's big.

look at Rebecca, she's wearing a floral dress derogatory

by ValkMayhem July 13, 2022

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient?

Don’t make any rash decisions

What did the dermatologist say to the itchy patient? Rash

by Buechel July 23, 2022

Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS)

Fully justified wave-of-fury affecting ALL "Meet the Press" viewers

Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.

by Uncle Joosie December 23, 2022

It’s Derek

Its what you call a man who’s Dick your sucking on your knees when after daydreaming you snap back to reality and forgot who’s dick it belongs to.

“ I wonder who will be at the family reunion? Oh shit I’m sucking this guys dick but who’s dick is it? Ok girl down and then look up……oh look, it’s Derek”

by Franleen February 26, 2023

The Annual Kentucky Derby

The act of engaging in intercourse with your partner at the start of the annual Kentucky Derby horse race in an attempt to finish prior to the winning horse and jockey.

Dave: Hey Kyle, do you have your bet in for The Annual Kentucky Derby?
Kyle: Yeah, Sara and I have been practicing, and I think we can beat even Seabiscut!

by fivewide May 6, 2023

Gay (Non-Derogatory)

Gay (Non-Derogatory) is a joke that originated on Smosh during the "*Insert Name Here* Is Dead: The Funeral Roast" series. During Tommy (a gay man)'s funeral roast, one of the decorations on the set was a shirt that read "Gay (Non-Derogatory". It was also referenced once in his character's description section during a different funeral roast. It's occasionally brought up as a modern joke.

Tommy is so gay (non-derogatory)

by awstenday December 17, 2023