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You can't write it

1. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not have been predicted or written beforehand.
2. Regarding a ridiculous situation which could not be written about afterwards.

It could be so ridiculous or outrageous both apply.

Synonymous with "you can't make this stuff up".
1. Stephen: "Oh shit, did you hear how Ian got three fit girls pregnant in one night? Two of them already had boyfriends! Who would have thought, you can't write it!"

2. Scott: "So I was refused alcohol the other day, and I ended up with my evening ruined, immediately back home. I mean, you can't WRITE it, you can't even write it.. I've had enough, I've enough of this. That's it. That's it lads! Naaaaah, that's it! I'm going to bed! I am GOING to bed!"
by Sr88 October 22, 2015
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We See You

When someone is being called out (usually on twitter) for not doing the right thing. Such as having the power to stop something bad happening but either failed to try and prevent it or worse, is found to have contributed toward it and maybe lied about it or tried to cover it up.

The implication is that the person should be ashamed of their actions (or lack of) and that it has been noted so that at some point in the future they will get their comeuppance.

It is essentially a thinly vieled threat that revenge will come, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day. Often written in all caps.
Tweet: Yo, governor after saying you want to protect our communities, why did you vote to support that bill which makes it easier for children to buy guns? WE SEE YOU. #election
by Monkeynews June 24, 2020
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fuck you in the jacket

Is used to express an amagamation of emotion. Included among these are love, confusion, and hateful passion.
by Alex Hernandez December 3, 2007
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Do you agree

A question asked by math teachers when explaining complicated algebra.
Student:But Mrs.Teacher I dont get it
Teacher: Do you agree that 2+2 is four?
Student:Yes
Teacher:Then shouldn't 3+3 be nine
Student:OH I GET IT!!!
by Grim1Tuesday2 February 13, 2009
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turn you out

Hey babe, you lookin good! I wanna turn you out.
by snflwr3 May 29, 2017
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What are you about

Another term for saying what are you doing or tell me about your life. A term spoken by a woman with a bad case of acid reflex and is said in a delicate whisper.
Allison: Hey mom, how was school today.?
Marie: Very tiring.....
Allison: Why was it was tiring.?
Marie: I don't know, just a long day...what are you about?
by black_cock6658 July 27, 2009
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Damn you Debbie!!!

The phrase "Damn you Debbie!!!" Is used when one is frustrated with a person or object.
Husband: "Did you shut the windows before it rained?"

Wife: "No, I totally forgot."

Husband: "Damn you Debbie!!!"
by #Debbie July 3, 2018
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