boon ass

really redneck or out in the boonies

ex.1 john was sitting on his front porch killing a 12 pack and smoking cigarette's, what a boon ass.

ex.2 damn, this is a boon ass town you can buy meth off the courthouse steps

ex.3 hey mike look at this boon ass he's probably married to his sister

by pope badass February 6, 2010

Ass Mumbles

Simply put: smallish flatulence just before taking a shit.

Honey, get out of the bathroom, now. I've got the ass mumbles and she's gonna blow.

by The Mumbling Manchildren February 8, 2010

ass reflux

When you take a dump but not all of it comes out, and in the hours leading up to and during your next dump the rim of your asshole burns horribly.

Mike: Why is Joe taking so long in the bathroom?
Jerry: He is clearing out the last of his ass reflux.

by Johio August 19, 2009

Ass Turnip

A unit of excrement that forms a bulbous shape, which comes out large end first, causing pain in a short sharp burst.

'You Ok in there?'

'Shit no man, this Ass Turnip is ragging my asshole something rotten'

'What were doing last nite? You were pretty late man!'
'Got caught on the bog, was getting pretty reluctant to unleash this Ass Turnip'

by RobMan2008 May 26, 2009

ass clown

A complete jackass that does not realize how much of a tool he actually he. Does stupid shit constantly, and thinks people are laughing with him, when they are in fact laughing at him.

Did you hear that Chad Johnson wants to change his name again? That guy is a complete ass clown.

by aguy76 December 17, 2009

Ass Hulk

the ass of someone who has eaten one too many beefy five layer burritos

*grrrrrr*

dude, was that ass hulk growling at me???

by jibletsforbreakfast December 28, 2010

Swamp Ass

When the crack off someones butt becomes so sweaty do to strenuous physical activity. Usually takes place in humid areas.

man i hate doing yard work. ya i know what you mean, i still have swamp ass from that shit.

by kronickilla October 6, 2010