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Simp News

"R is simp news we all know it"
by Fayth2006 July 28, 2020
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New Jersey Drift

When someone goes across a 3 or more lane street in one go without turning on your blinker.
This bastard just pulled a New Jersey Drift.
by YepItsXaddy October 23, 2023
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New Jazz

a specific genre of music that fuses some elements of pluggnb such as the soft synths (if there is some in the songs) and a very specific bass growl that you'll instantly recognize if you listen to the genre.
Person 1: My music taste is so underground!
Person 2: I suspect you've listened to some New Jazz then?
Person 1: Yes!
by onlythisaudnerstand October 23, 2023
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New Hampshire

New Hampshire is a dumb state which likes to slander other states because they’re “DeMoCrAtIc!!!”

They believe in dogshit propaganda from the right all the time and they’re stupid. They believe Massachusetts is as fault for every crime known to man.

*Got into a car crash? IT’S MASS!*
*Amazing weather? NEW HAMPSHIRITE GODS GAVE IT TO US!*

Most New Hampshirites I’ve seen are adamant that their state is better than everyone else’s. They like to glaze their flag like as if it’s the best flag known to man despite it just being the dumb cliche of BLUE BACKGROUND WITH SEAL!!!

Atleast Massachusetts’ flag is unique.
Someone from Massachusetts: “Hello! How’s it going?”

Some Adamant Person from New Hampshire: “YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING! GO SUCK YOUR DICK AT DRIVING! NEW HAMPSHIRE ON TOPPPPPP!!!”
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New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.
"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."
by MoshJentos January 17, 2024
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New Coked

Advertising by an organization that tarnishes a long standing brand, disappoints customers and kills sales.
The vice president of marketing New Coked the beer, Bud Light.
by Green Ugly April 13, 2023
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Great News!

When a wild Ralph and or chase is on another planet
Omg where am I... *post on private storygreat news!”
by Rmillerdude September 3, 2019
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