oscar dick

What you say when you find the right guy with the perfect sized penis for you

Friend A: I met this great guy, I think he's a keeper
Friend B: Really? Tell me more!?
Friend A: Well.....for starters, hes definitely my oscar dick......

by goldnoel December 11, 2019

dick on lockdown

Dick on lockdown. ..woman who either got married...or engaged.
Woman controls who a man is banging.
Preferably her.

"She got that dick on lockdown!"

by Peaches R. September 25, 2017

Dookie Dick

A man that fucks another man in ass

I heard that you and Eric are Dookie dicks

by Polk County florida May 24, 2022

Big Dicked

When you cheat the stores outta something expensive for cheap!!

Look what I big dicked from the store today!

by Monsoon Vicksen August 14, 2022

Dick Maggots

Those little bugs that crawl around the end of your knob screaming “Skiddley doo doo”. Dick maggots are all homosexual so they love bareback.

Far out my Dick Maggots are itchy!!

by Derrick Rolland May 9, 2018

Dick Chizzle

The aftermath of when you use a cheese grater on your penis, what comes after is called 'dick chizzle' which is the 'dust' or 'parts' of your penis.

1. Duuuude! Rob's dick is gone now, but the doctors saved it since there was some dick chizzle when he grated his dick on a cheese grater.

by raidenslicer May 18, 2018

Dick winded

Getting your dick (penis) farted on whilst at the urinal

Christian aka Ricky Bobby got dick winded when he was taking a piss at the urinal when Gazza stood next to him at & farted on his dick.

by Stink bomber December 8, 2021