What's so fucking funny

Um... That you're an angry old dwarf that wasted his entire life trying to do what I DID in like 15 minutes.

Hym "What's so fucking funny is that YOU'RE ONLY SUCCESSFUL... Because there's an ARMY OF RETARDS... Preventing people from being successful... But only because THEY CAN'T BE SUCCESSFUL... That's the funny. It goes against their 'MiNdSeT' or something for things to be easy."

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

That's what she said

U FUCKIN IDIOT!!! SHE SAID NOTHING!!!

Boy 1: That's what she said
Boy 2: SHE DIDN'T FUCKIN SAY ANYTHING!
Boy 1: Bro

by !!!!!@ December 4, 2018

be like whats up

When whatever is being referred to is doing something it is not supposed to be doing or taking a form it is not usually in. Mostley used in dark humor.

(a chicken is found frozen and dead)
"chicken be like whats up"

by Bjapayot3 March 9, 2019

Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day

A tradition as old as time where anyone witha boyfriend tells him what his presents are four days before his birthday to keep the Boogeyman from coming in their house and fisting them.

"Today's Tell your boyfriend what his presents are four days before his birthday day!"

by Toad-Bit October 28, 2023

Erhm, what the fella?

Invented by Error. What the fella is a term that is very similar to "Erhm, what the sigma?" It is a statement of confusion towards someone or something.

Friend: "I fucking hate Mexicans."
You: "Erhm, what the fella?"

by 3%%0% May 23, 2024

what's crackin?

1) a way of saying hello to someone.
2) an insult to a fat person saying it

Paul: what's crackin?
Stevie: The floor fat bitch

by waffleslol December 14, 2020

What's swagging?

A funny greeting, used with your best friends or just a new person.

*note: make sure the new person has a sense of humor*

John: What's swagging?
Adam: Nothing much.

by weird eye the science guy July 12, 2018