Jack Torres

Is a homosexual and a gay one

Jack Torres is a gay homosexual.

by torres jack February 10, 2017

alaskan torpedo

(N) the act of shitting a huge turd, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.

Hey babe is the Alaskan torpedo frozen

by Jakdeez February 17, 2017

Peruvian Torch

When you cover your partner in gasoline, and proceed to blanket them in your flammable nut.

"Gloria, get the gas, this one needs a Peruvian Torch!"
"Not again, Harold!"

by Nut_meme March 5, 2017

Titty tornado

When a chic with big tits is on top and they are going round and round....Just be sure not to get caught up in it.

Dude, i was fucking this fat chic last night and she showed me a real titty tornado.

by Loo dog March 7, 2017

launching torpedoes

The act of defecating

I can always tell when Andem has been launching torpedoes. The smell practically takes the paint off the bathroom walls.

by Samuel Francisco April 19, 2017

tactical tortellini

The tactical use of the well-known (and highly available) Italian dish. The dish consists of, pasta stuffed (usually) with cheese and/or meat. Its tactical use as an emergency source of energy, or as a means to prolonging ones stamina probably dates back to roman times. The tactical nature of its use often falls out of line with social norms, for example, a tactical user would more likely be eating tortellini for breakfast rather than dinner.

I've had 2 hours sleep in the last 5 days, i need a tactical tortellini to sort me out

by RabbitCheese May 5, 2017

jesus torres

Tall Mexican in WA

Jesus Torres is a tall Mexican

by 'mericafuckyeah June 2, 2017