down syndrome wombat

A person who is both ugly as fuck and stupid as fuck. There is no hope of a future for this person

You are one “Down syndrome wombat” ay

by SwampDonkey2469 December 28, 2018

itchy ass syndrome

most itchy asses are the result of either rubbing toilet paper too hard or poor hygiene like going to bed with a sweaty crack. wash it before bed and go easy on it when cleaning and itchy ass will go away.

my itchy ass syndrome is better now that i keep it clean

by juansheeet March 5, 2017

limp-rag syndrome

Where a malingerer habitually claims to be utterly drained/exhausted whenever anything resembling w-o-r-k is suggested, yet is then able to hop right back up and participate in more desirable stuff like eating, intimacy, pleasant/recreational activities, etc.

I'm all for allowing someone to decline helping out with a group-effort task if he truly is disabled or too weak/fatigued to even move a muscle, but I hate it when people use this excuse one moment to get out of any physical effort, yet are then perfectly capable of robustly marching off and playing sports or whatever just moments later --- sounds like limp-rag syndrome to me.

by QuacksO June 25, 2018

one bitch syndrome

in comfort of being the head bitch in charge , second to no bitch no side no baby momma no duck bitch .

If you talk to multiple women leave her alone she have one bitch syndrome

by Thirdyy September 30, 2020

Bon bon syndrome

A white female who experiences an extreme case of jungle fever. Has gone years without touching a white male. These “bon bons” are typically found in the Baltimore City area. They like to pretend they are ethnic in order to appear more attractive to the black male. The goal is to be slim thicc sex appeal.

Looks like Becky has got a bad case of the bon bon syndrome.

by Shabughn February 17, 2018

Hallmark Movie Syndrome

Single women who try to interfere in marital relationships because they think "they'll be right" for reporting that a spouse might be committing infidelity, with no evidence and acting with actual malice, for a multitude of (usually selfish) reasons instead of minding their own business.

Samantha, who has never been married, has Hallmark Movie Syndrome (HMS) because 1) she was convinced that Aubrey and Tim were cheating on their spouses and 2) acted on her own disinformation to spread rumors 3) they were actually pultonic best friends, but Samantha cannot fathom this because she has HMS.

by Eddy L January 27, 2023

Workplace Stockholm Syndrome

Going back to your place of work constantly when you're not working. Typical and most common in supermarket employees. Even though you hate your job, you love your place of work and go there all the time when you're off from work because its so much better, and if its a store you can freely buy things. Relatable to actual Stockholm Syndrome, when someone who is kidnapped gains pitty/respect for their captor.

Though the cashier hates his job at the supermarket, he constantly goes there when he's not working because of his severe case of Workplace Stockholm Syndrome.

by TheFiend138 April 28, 2015