penis'

Something you should never make fun of

Even as a joke it's not funny to make fun of penis'

by NicoDiAngeIo April 25, 2022

Penis

The long thing that you're sucking on right now.

Yo what's that penis doing in your mouth

by A_______B_____C June 26, 2020

SIGMA PENIS

A giant penis that can move by it self YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU WERIDO

YOU HAVE A SIGMA PENIS

by LEBRONHASABIGPEN October 8, 2025

Penis

Mine is small. And that is fine

You have such big dick energy you can say you have a small penis

by Inva November 10, 2021

Penis

Something you suck on for pleasure.

Person 1: Nice penis bro, how does it taste?
Person 2: Dunno, wanna taste?
Person 1: Just don't put milk with that i am lactose intolerant man

by FunnyNumber69 April 22, 2020

Penis

{Davids long dick}. Is the scientific way of saying penis but yeah

David’s penis is as big as a fish

by Mikehawk for president 💯 March 29, 2020

Restless penis syndrome

A condition where the penis seems to have a mind of its own — frequently aroused, constantly seeking attention, and mysteriously active at the most inconvenient times. Symptoms include: random erections, an inability to focus due to sexual thoughts, excessive swiping on dating apps, and chronic flirting. May also involve the urge to send unsolicited pics (seek help immediately).

"Dude, I was trying to study for finals but had to take three cold showers. I think I’ve got Restless Penis Syndrome."

by Crazy_player_killer June 30, 2025