Double standards

When females do something that is not the same with guys.

Girl talking to another girl: “OMG GURL UR GORGEOUS IF YOU HAD MEAT I WOULD EAT IT UP🤤🤤”
Guy talking to another guy: “MAN I WANNA SLAP U IN THE FACE WITH MY MEAT”
Girl: “EWW what the hell?”
Guy: i’m sorry ma’am now would you like turkey or ham?” -double standards.

by Realshit76 June 12, 2023

Double Chin Scissor

When two fat asses with double chins rub their chins together to slide in between.

When Corey and Mark met they could not resist double chin scissoring each other to create a magical double chin bond.

by PrimetimeRobbie June 14, 2023

the DouBLe LaWLee

A rare genetic disorder originating in Northern New York in which an individual is born with two anuses.

Sorry to hear about the DouBLe LaWLee diagnosis. What are you doing later tonight.

by Greg Toland June 17, 2023

Double Dirty Tyson

The act of ejaculating into your girlfriends ear and someone licks it clean

He came in my ear making me a Dirty Tyson then she licked my ear making he a Double Dirty Tyson

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023

Double pickle

When a waitress gives Glenn two pickles with his sandwich . Which means she wants to fuck his brains out.

The waitress double pickled Glenn , and now they are banging .

by The lábinator June 26, 2023

double-standardised claiming

the act of unfaithfully claiming another person while continuing to label them as a slag in response to the feeling of repeated rejection of the highest level

Soup (Tomato): Hey carrot… You’re looking real tasty today… let me have a nibble

Carrot: No - you’re literally tomato soup. Eugh.

Soup: You little slag

This is double-standardised claiming.

by zebsandmegs4ever June 28, 2023

Double-Bubble

When a female fart splits and part goes up passed the vagina and part goes up the butt crack out the back.

She just let a double-bubble and got a tickle in the front and a vibration in the back.

by #csepoty June 29, 2023