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Alex Shea Double-Grip

The act of walking around with your hands firmly placed upon both your left and right buttock, potentially taking small breaks to give your hand a quick whiff before returning to your power pose.
Look at that guy doing the Alex Shea Double-Grip... I wish I was more like him.
by SomeUrbanGuy February 27, 2025
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double-first cousin-uncle

Son of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.
My double-first cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
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Double doored

While working for a large automotive company, you forcefully join a coworker in the automatic turnstile door. Shuffling through the process in an erotic baby step dance.
Wow...they double doored on the way out of the building. They'll never be the same.
by Txxxxx11 April 19, 2022
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Double standard

The one where if a male stands up for a female, he's a soldier, but if he stands up to a female, he's a clown. Meanwhile, if a female stands up to a male, she's a hero, and everybody is on her side. That is one you don't hear about from feminists, since they are more interested in having their own win a bullshit battle of the sexes than having all of humanity triumph.
Females are not a less selfish sex than males, you just don't hear as much about a double standard that doesn't make them look good from feminists.
by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021
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Double ended accordian

When two men simultaneously please eachother, while touching tips.
Let's pull our pants down and perform the double ended accordian
by That24vdude June 7, 2022
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McSenderson Double

When yo girl is trynna get freaky with a devil’s three way and some butt sex, but you have pride to keep, so you strap on a dildo and bang her ass and puss simultaneously.
Yeah bro, I’m not an anal type of guy so I just hit her with the McSenderson Double
by Assclappin69 December 27, 2018
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Double Parked

When you take a crap on top of someone else's unflushed dump.
"I had to go really bad, but the shitter was plugged with someone's turd. So I just double parked it."
by Back Alley Creeper. December 10, 2024
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