When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.
"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."
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As the shadow lommed overhead his face revolsed in horror as he realised he was about to receive a Highland Blue Bomber.
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A female that is so rancid whoresh she the infamous fictitious disease blue waffle a disease that would turn the vagina blue
A female that is so rancid whoresh she the infamous fictitious disease blue waffle a disease that would turn the vagina blue
Can you believe that he fucked that nasty blue waffle bitch...n introduced that hoe to our daughter!
by Imitated bit never duplicated August 21, 2022
Get the Blue waffle mug.A slight cough, feeling of general malaise or discontent developed when visiting a blue collar city or area. Akin to black lung but with fewer enduring after effects, usually remedied by leaving said city or area.
OMG, I went to a monster truck rally this weekend and developed a serious case of blue collar lung.
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I ran out of gas and had to stay in a small town motel last weekend, the neighboring pulp mill almost gave me blue collar lung!
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I ran out of gas and had to stay in a small town motel last weekend, the neighboring pulp mill almost gave me blue collar lung!
by Ursala Inspired October 2, 2011
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Get the Blue Lagoon mug.When a police officer's partner is having a big night out. The Blue Light Taxi is a priority call for transport (of all parties) to another venue or home. This usually involves casual introduction of single persons.
Hey babe, you're so smashed. Can I call you a cab? No way, l will call the blue light taxi, I want you to meet someone.
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