hoot time 

The times of day when you realize that it's too early or too late to call friends and/or family. "Hoot" is an acronym that stands for "hold off on telephone". "Hoot" also suggests times of the day when owls are active and hooting.

Adam: Do you think it's okay to call Barbara and Debbie for a hike up in the Catskills?
John: I dunno, Adam, I think it's hoot time for Debbie. She works a graveyard shift and usually hits the sack first thing when she gets home.

hoot time by pentozali July 19, 2009

funky time 

a time of randomness where a group of cool people begin dancing by bouncing their fists in the air above their chest and badly beatboxing. this is usually done with russian accent

Teacher: OK class its time to open ur books to page....
Students: FUNKY TIME! *do chi do chi do chi do chi do chi*

funky time by drag the weed and pass it on October 24, 2009

Me time

A random time when you need to lick your self clean from other girls you've stalked and simped on. This usually happens when someone (usually a boy) are thinking of sex.

Bruh Baljeet over there, He doing his daily me time, best if we don't bother him

Me time by UVEWEVWVEQVHJDE May 25, 2020

mormon standard time

Strict schedule adhered to by mormons due to their plentiful supply of children

Dallin rises at 6, plays with the kids, works out at 8, has brunch at 1030, dinner at 530, puts the kids to bed at 7, and sleeps at 9. No way he's coming out tonight. He's on that Mormon standard time bro.

mormon standard time by romagic2k17 March 4, 2017

Turtle Time

That point during sex where you are going so slow from exhaustion that it is like your partner is a turtle.

It seems like Samantha is always in turtle time.

Turtle Time by xXJMKXx November 14, 2016

give it time 

the time some asshole who has either:

A) hooked up with girl/guy
B) had sex with girl/guy
says that you should be patience and that it will happen to you. Most likely the person giving this advice is either a slut, whore, or man-whore
The one who is given this advice is usually a creepy stalker or just a scary clown head

Erikk: Dude I have never hooked up with a girl
man-whore: don't worry dude, I have, so give it time
Erikk: when will it happen
man-whore: when you get some friends and grow a ball sack
Erikk: when will that be
man-whore:shut up you stupid weirdo

give it time by emoyankee July 5, 2008

time bomb 

The moment at work when you look up at the clock, only to be disapointed to learn that it is still much earlier than you thought.

Tom's stomach rumbled so he looked up at the clock, but he had stumbled upon a time bomb; it was only 10:30.

time bomb by crookedrose May 30, 2008