Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Cat

Were and still are gods. They can see ghosts, and a very much capable of
DESTROYING the human race. But they don't because most people love cats.

Also see: pussy, pussycat, kitty, kitten.

This is my cat, Bumbles. He's such a floofball!

by Farlanders of Another Land July 4, 2022

battle cats

a retarded cartoon game degens play (the age of them ranges from 5 to 14, with 99.69% being 5~12), everyone are tre trau and cant grow the fuck up for once (also underage on discord LLLLLL)

"i play battle cats it is a cool game"
- every retarded degens that are stuck on their 2008 level

by slugma218 August 7, 2022

pop cat

This is a meme consisting of a cat opening and closing it's mouth while making a popping noise.

Pop cat should NOT be used in a typical sentence.

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 8, 2022

A cat

a person who’s taking a long time, playing, procrastinating or just not really interested.

You catting off we were supposed to be gone a while a go.

You a cat I knew you didn’t want to do it.

by Backwoodgee August 9, 2022

Cat shyt

Worthless men.

Your a peice of cat shyt!

by bitchplz5150 August 11, 2022

cat

demonic gremlins that go: MOWWWWW MEOW MOW MEOW MEW MOWWWW

Me: Omg look it’s a kitty cat!!
Cat: MEOWWWWW RAWRRRRR MOW MOW RAWR MEW MOWW MOW MEOW MEWWW MEW RAAAA

by Hiidef August 17, 2022