Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.
by Somewhat Schizo October 12, 2021
Get the Microwave Timemug. 9:30 a.m. Eastern time / 6:30 a.m. Pacific when the stock market opens… it’s time to make the donuts $$$$$
Make sure you aren’t too hungover to wake up by opening bell. 6:30 a.m. is time to make the donuts, baby!!! 🤑
by BadAtty January 14, 2025
Get the Time to make the donutsmug. by Snacklebox March 15, 2023
Get the Abel Snack Timemug. Being the source of another's good time, Laughter or enjoyment. Being led on, when you know the end result is just you being the source of another person's good time.
That piano player got good timed last night, those two women sure got a great amount of Joy and laughter from the encounter.
by aCommonVision August 25, 2019
Get the good timedmug. "at this time" is what you hear when someone at Publix is politely telling you NO. There is never going to be a future time, so deal with it.
"Printed and digital coupons are not redeemable through Instacart at this time." "We are not able to issue rain checks for out of stock products at this time." "Hi John, we do not have any information on this at this time."
by Lord_Flatulence June 22, 2022
Get the at this timemug. Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit
by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025
Get the Batman in his Free Timemug. Something that you and Greg do in like fourth grade and dig up in 8th grade, and rejoice at mouldy fidget spinners and an expired tin of mints
by Oddtoddlers December 4, 2022
Get the Time Capsulemug.