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Guacamole Nigga Penis

by freedom is wrong February 17, 2020
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Penis

Long and very hard at times but always in the way of movements
My damn penis is in the way again
by Your moms Harry ass pussy February 17, 2020
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Penis

A tool men have to please women use when horny.
Penis is a thing men have between their legs to please women!

Example:
Girl 1. - You totally need to get laid.
Girl 2. - Yea, haven’t gotten dick for a while now.
Girl 1. - I know a guy with a huge penis, I’ll totally set you up with him if you want.
Girl 2. - Yeah! Sure!
by Cactusishot February 22, 2020
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Pubic Penis Paste

a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches
Damn bro you been using that Pubic Penis Paste?
by Greasy Ball Guy February 24, 2020
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why are you searching this either your 10 years old or your a borderline pervert
The 63 year old man searched penis on urban dictionary
by Seembusterchung March 7, 2020
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Penis

A flesh flute varian in size, that’s often played by heterosexual women or homosexual men.
Dear god, his penis is enormous
by Dixi Enormous March 7, 2020
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Penis

A underdeveloped leg

;)
"Dude can I see your underdeveloped leg?"
"Of course!"

Don't whip your penis out...please
by Basicwhitebeyootch March 11, 2020
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