Funky Monkey 

When you take a guy you turn him upside down and lick his whole body.

One day we were feeling horny and i gave him the Funky Monkey.

Funky Monkey by UrBaN MoNkEy March 5, 2008

dirt monkey 

Hot ass man that has facial hair, tattoos, piercings, and just looks dirty...but is really clean.

Damn, Dave Navarro is a dirt monkey.

dirt monkey by Brinaccu August 10, 2006

monkey 

What humans supposedly evolved from...yeah right!!!!

D.G. looks like a monkey

monkey by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

sea monkey

its a really really hot guy

"look at that sexy sea monkey"
"I wanna jump that sea monkeys bones"
"I wanna wheel that sea monkey"

sea monkey by Chauncyy January 16, 2007

brass monkey 

What happens to a man's scrotum during extremely cold weather. A painful form of shrinkage.

I had a severe case of the brass monkey in the locker room after the hockey game.

brass monkey by bill the cat October 23, 2008

Monkey Slap 

When a girl is hungover, and she takes a nap. So while she's sleeping, you mushroom stamp her. Causing her to wake up, so the headache is just that much worse.

"Wow I'm so hungover. I'm gonna take a nap."
"ZZZzzzzzz"
ziiip
"slaaaap!!"
"ouch!!!! You douche! What the hell was that?"
" you just got monkey slapped!"
"OMG!!! You are so anal!"

Monkey Slap by NotSoSilentNinja January 7, 2010

Grenade Monkey 

Grenade Monkey, or Grenade Whore, is a name that Gregg Oseen uses for most video games such as Halo 2. He has that name mostly because in Halo he knows all the grenade respond spots are.

"Grenade Monkey, Santa, Sir Gonzo, and Sgt. Waffle are the best Halo team in this town!"

Grenade Monkey by Medurtis December 9, 2008