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Fart time

Fart time: Farting without any consideration for people around you.
After having a serious conversation with my girlfriend and her best friend on how immature I could be and how i need to start acting like an adult. All of a sudden. (Prooooootttt)" fart time". Fuck that conversation.
by Maliit tt September 12, 2020
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Karate fart

the fart is going to be loud and proud you scream Bonzi and let er rip.
right in the middle of karate class I had to let one go. I won the first spar. Karate fart.
by tie_ski September 14, 2020
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Fart Curtain

A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.
That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.
by The Cobbler 2020 September 14, 2020
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Old fart

You
Boomer: ok kid
kid: ok old fart
by #pandalover September 30, 2020
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Faux Fart

When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.
Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.

Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
by A. Massey October 3, 2020
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hook fart

Faking an illness or the supposition that one has symptoms that do not associate to a real illness.
She thinks she has bronchitis but it's probably just a hook fart.
by Lotharian October 11, 2020
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Fart

by 123456789011112131415161718192 October 15, 2020
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