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Cum Wedgie

When a male, or female ejaculates into a pair of panties, or underwear whether being their own, or someone else. Will swiftly pull the underwear up to their anus and genitals as hard as possible. Commencing the cum wedgie.
Macy jerked me off into her panties, and did a Cum Wedgie
by Dexmo May 1, 2022
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cum guzzling twat sucker

Usually a man who likes to suck and guzzle on their own cum. Occurs after they play with their twat. Which in this case is their penis and/or balls.
by BEKatPotsdam February 11, 2010
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Cum Weld

When you can no longer remove your pussy piercings because they are cum-welded shut
I can’t get my clit piercing out, it must be cum welded shut.
by Milfy dearest April 13, 2021
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black fuck incest would cum in my ass

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024
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C.U.M,

The C.U.M is a global police force that you can call by using this number 6969 696 969. This is a special police line that can get any job done. The C.U.M is an important protection mental health association. It makes sure you feel good in ALL areas.

All areas meaning genitals and mouth. They also serve painting jobs. Colors only include white. Side affects may include pregnancy and STD’s. They have been widely appreciated through reviews on social media sites such as, OnlyFans, Pornhub and more. But they are known to give pleasure to everyone! Especially children.
“I recommend the C.U.M for all ages.”
What does it do?”
“I’m part of this global association! Let’s just say it gives you head!”
“Head?”
“Head…”
“The definition of the cum is a police force, pleasure association and more!

Jeremy and Felicia had 2 children.
by Blossom^^!{ June 7, 2022
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Cumming from the dick

Another term for multiple premature ejaculations, generally used as a sexual replacement for the phrase "shooting from the hip."
Alex: "Hey man, how was Stephanie last night?"
Eddy: "Horrible man, I was cumming from the dick and she got really mad. It's not like I could control it, I didn't even know we were going to have sex!"
by Iced Cummies January 9, 2021
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Cum Bucket

When you're blowing your load on a chick's stomach because you don't want to get her preggo and it collects in her belly button.
Ben: Your chick has a deep belly button
Eric: Yeah, it's the Hoover Dam of cum buckets
by RiddyTX June 25, 2015
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