Cum

Milk that comes out of your cock

A random girl walked up to me. She told me to stay still. She undressed herself, undies and all, and ripped my clothes off of me. She laid me down, then laid down next to me, and started sucking my cock. It became an 8 inch, hard as a rock, fat sausage in her mouth. "Yeah baby!" I said. I made some cum. "Yum!" She said. After a bit, I couldn't wait any longer. "Give me a go!" I said. I started sucking her vagina. It was the best feeling I had ever had. Then, without asking, I stuck my cock up her vagina. I started to drift off............
I woke up, and she was sucking my cock. In her mouth, it became an 8 inch, hard as a rock, fat sausage. It almost choked her. This went on forever............................................................

If you dislike this, you're the weird one, because you searched up cum.

by None_of_your_business1 August 7, 2023

Cum fart

When gay

Christian is gay, so cum fart.

by Bradlee2thre3 December 26, 2022

cumming joel

dum :)

cumming joel was being weird in the bed room :D

by gabb the grabb January 4, 2023

Cum-Smeck

The act of jizzing in your own hand and then quickly slapping someone in the face with that hand.

Nigga, if you don't get me my money I will Cum-Smeck you so hard!

by can sir July 30, 2016

Cum jar

take a jar and put something in it then cum in it

Person 1 : IS THAT THE CUM JAR !?

Person 2 : yes

by JaysonTheson February 4, 2022

Cum Dragon

Cum Dragon is a word when describing a gay dragon who streams

Cum Dragon OwO

by BigBrainTime360 November 11, 2020

berries and cum

berries and cum is a ritual when a man with mommy issues eats berries while masturbating and cums on them while screaming "UR MOM" afterward he might do the little lad dance.

"yesterday was so fun! i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother doing the berries and cum ritual."

by pizzarollsnorter September 9, 2021