40yr old virgin

Mike turner

Mike turner is a 40yr old virgin

by Zootlord69 February 5, 2020

mega epic virgin

a literall baby

Mike: yo that thing in the stroller is a mega epic virgin
Dave: lol yeet

by xkinectic February 8, 2020

Federal state viral respiratory infection

A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit

Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.

by 69kisses January 5, 2020

Coors Light Virus

A virus that begins with the intake of a six pack of Coors Light. Can lead to pneumonia and one hell of a bad fever dream.

Person 1: Damn, Sam got the Coors Light Virus last night.
Person 2: Hope it was fun for him.

by SSMGod5136 March 16, 2020

Pabst Blue Virus

The true culprit of the Coronavirus, rather than Corona Beer, because of the sheer popularity of Pabst Blue Ribbon in China.

Tim Tim: You realize that it should be Pabst Blue Virus?

Blade: Agreed. Isn't Corona a Mexican beer?

by KalloFox34 March 17, 2020

MENTALLY ATTACHED VIRGIN

This is a girl called Izzie who got violated by a welsh boy called james. If you get called this then ur life is over...good luck

JAMES ----'Oh my god she is such a MENTALLY ATTACHED VIRGIN'
IZZIE----*DIES*

by lQJCNQLJNEQJLDN March 22, 2020

Car'ona virus

Insane driver, that drives drunk when sober.

that hoe drives like a Car'ona virus but is sober.

by funny jokes April 29, 2020