dick starch

Any stimuli causing an erection.

The movie sucked, but Scarlett Johansson goes topless, so it's total dick starch.

by LungBubbles February 18, 2017

spencer's dick

A dick that is really fucking huge. Way bigger than Caleb and Jack's dick

"Holy shit that's how big Spencer's dick is!?"

by Alphasnowman July 28, 2017

cow dicking

Having your woman jerk you off while your on all fours. Like she's milking a cow. She generally stands next to you, while your on the bed.

Hey Gerald you get any last night?

Yeah my ol lady gave me a cow dicking.

by Cowdickin February 24, 2017

Crig Dick

Man with a very large penis.

Dayym son! You have a Crig Dick!

by Jay-Sissle April 7, 2011

dick farming

When a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having sex with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)

Girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the dick farm
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!

by Lucolas May 19, 2016

dick desperate

Being really desperate for sum dick

Shut yo dick desperate ass up!

by Maven82 September 11, 2018

vacation dick

Extremely large penis that you can only get a couple of times a year.

Summer can't come soon enough, I need some vacation dick.

by Urbanism2016 June 11, 2016