nut flask

A storage vessel for your most prized possession. A vial of your love juice. Also a term for balls

I gave Mary a drink from my nut flask last night.

by Mooseman313 October 21, 2017

Nutting Monster

A monster that has only been rumored and spoken of in children bedtime story. After hearing this story children were often afraid to even check their closets or drawers as it had a habit of collecting two types of objects pink socks and nuts. If you find any nuts in a nest made of pink sock do not attempt to eat. If the Nutting Monster catches someone eating his nuts he will come and chomp off your nuts and add it to his personal collection.

Beaware of the Nutting Monster, he will take all of your nuts.

by Nutting Monster October 28, 2017

nut fluffer

Noun: The title of the person who makes the male model's penis erect before the start of the pornographic film.

"John loved being a nut fluffer because he enjoyed sexually arousing men."

by pomegranatesoupspoons March 21, 2017

cluck nut

When a man has an orgasm inside of a duck.

Man i totaly cluck nuted that duck in the park.

by clucker69 March 23, 2017

Ear Nut

When your eardrums shoot a huge load from listening to an amazing song.

"Oh yeah, this song made me ear nut so hard."

by SocialAnxietea March 23, 2017

nut booger

when you are eating snack mix and you sneeze and a nut comes out of your nose. you then attempt to eat said but again.

I'm eating a snack mix, and you know they have peanuts, and I sneezed and I was in the middle of eating a handful of nuts and one came out my nose. But here's the gross part I reate that nut booger. 😂😂😂"Heather Hamilton"

by taco..taco salad March 25, 2017

nut huggers

underwear that hug your ball sack and dickysaurus

my nut huggers hurt my ballsack

by awesome sauce alex March 30, 2017