Mozzarella cheese dick

A dick comparable to a mozzarella cheese stick. They share similar detail including but not limited to height, width, gooey white stuff pouring out. You are ment to put a mozzarella cheese dick in your mouth.

Hey Jarod, Melissa got to suck on my mozzarella cheese dick last night.

by Masongottits January 13, 2021

eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.

I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.

by Farva2000 January 21, 2024

cheese dumpies

something you get when you eat too much cheese, much like constipation.

Walter "hey what happened to you?"

Some guy "oh man i had so much cheese last night i just spent an hour in the bathroom trying to push out my cheese dumpies"

by T&Tfan September 17, 2011

Swiss Cheese

Used to define the smell one detects from a man's hairy ballsack.

Fuck, that's definitely swiss cheese!

by Mars-------------Uktor March 17, 2021

Cheese

Something disgusting

Bro that smells like straight cheese

by Looklikeastkofbukwheatpancaks September 7, 2017

cheese lid

A layer of cheese so thick that it renders the goods underneath indistinguishable.

Margy: "Ah, dang. I left the quiche in the oven too long and burnt the top. Now it's garbage."
Tony: "Don't trash it. Just throw a cheese lid on it and nobody will even know."

by sun dog March 2, 2020

Cheese Man

A fucking hypocrite

Man, BMTS is so corrupted because its owner is a Cheese Man

by Some Random Bird Thing October 21, 2020