Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent

Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.

by DiaperPants December 11, 2013

Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house

by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025

Cup Monkey

Gripping (with big monkey penis fingers) a cup or any drinking receptacle like a monkey. In short ... holding a cup like you would hold your shaft if you were hung like a Zanzibar teadybear.

Hey Ben why do you hold your glass of Kasteel like a cup monkey ?

by Nice one Roy! April 30, 2025

Monkey chukka

It is a family friendly way of saying I hate what you did or said

U stupid monkey chukka

by Yyyttttrrreee456973 July 23, 2024

Cesar the monkey

cesar the monkey is a special monkey in all of our hearts. he is loved by us bc of his ADHD moments. he doesn’t like being called a monkey, but that’s okay.. he also died in his sleep due to 42 gunshots on his leg. he also got his toe chopped off which caused him to go on 748 comas. he was only 1 hour old.

some girl: omg is that cesar the monkey
random guy: yes *process to shoot cesar 42 times in the leg*

by sparkzlol74 June 12, 2022

Monkey

what dwight calls Angela

Cute name for his boo

Angela: I can’t do this anymore

Dwight: No you can Monkey

by Keven Malone January 4, 2020