A shallow "man" who with an unnerving amount of Mommy complexes (because he was breast fed until he was 9!) finds a healthy,independent,intelligent and beautiful female and runs like the sorry ass bitch that he is. He intimates women by creeping on them because he knows that he is an insecure, loser man. Women who posess beauty, brains terrifies this weak man so he will enlist other weak men to call these women fat. This guy is equally scared of other men and will seek protection from other men by stating women are infatuated with him...which is so far from the case. Will be continued...
See also Michael J. Gellendin, Wisconsin ....a sad,sad little man dog paddling in the big boy's pool
Mike is so insecure about his manliness that he has to make stories so that other guys will like him. Thus Mike is always a Plan C or D and will think with Madonna-whore complex.
pedophilic korean men who have strange fetishes for anal sex with a "bewitched" witches daughters, while listening to "candyman" by aqua and drinking non alcholic pear wine
damn you tabwhore, at least start doing someone with better tastes in wands
A boy who has the most personal ads in all of china's newspaper, usually sits by his phone praying and wishing on 11:11 that some small dick sexy voice chinese boy will phone.
"ring"
Hello (in a desperate voice)
Hiya you have chicken ball?
what? (disapointed voice)
Chicken have no ball.
click.
1. a person whose only obsession in life is to make up fake definitions.
2. something pertaining to a false definition, whose only purpose is to make stupid people seem smarter
person one: Oh! I just made up the coolest word.
Person 2: umm... ookay?
person 1: yeah. it's actually a real word though because its on the internetdictionary.
Person 2: YOU SKANKY DEFINITION WHORE!!