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ThooooBJgun LIFE

THEY HATE ON OUR opportunity OF BRUTALITY JUSTICE'S GIVES US NEGATIVE LITTLE infants fucks everybody. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I INVENTED AND MADE AND CREATED thooooBJgun LIFE. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
by LONNIE BJ March 7, 2021
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real life rts

A real life take on a video game style that may seem quite inhumane. This is not LARPing.

Players in this game commonly invest in anthills which they connect together via tubing. They then each buy a different species of ant and put them in the anthills, with "resources", like food. Each species of ant then goes about building their colony until they come into conflict with another species, which they will instinctively attack. The goal of this game is total eradication of the other ant species.
"Hey man, wanna real life rts with us next month?? We're getting the big African ants!"

"Sorry, I'm not really into small-time genocide."
by Kermit of WAR October 25, 2011
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Jaws of Life

When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.
The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!
by expectations exceeded December 1, 2017
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Life

some thing that we were forced into because of our "parents" that fucked each other. maybe out parents are aliens and wrere humans or the other way round. life has no fuckin meaning to me or you. one day well be off this earth for good and you might as well fuck your partner in heaven or he'll when they die and have angel children
You : life is boring in heaven
Partner: angel c-

You: YES *grabs partner and goes to room*
*fucks*
*nine mo later*
Partner: the fuc
You: at least we aren't on earth right?
Partner: true
by roxie the dancey dance July 31, 2022
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LIFE

by bob:( April 6, 2022
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