Military sex

Sex where one person yells or insults the other person loudly

I had some great military sex with that Instagram model.

by YuOfTheNight June 19, 2019

cigar sex

cigarsex is the process of adding cigars, monocles, top hats and other pieces of fanciness to images of people through means of mspaint. It started off as images of babies and has since matured to include any person. It is a meme that originated on encyclopediadramatica forums, aka EDF2: Electric Boogaloo.

Beefrave started a cigar sex thread. EVERYONE POST CIGARSEX.

by armucat December 18, 2012

Sexed Face

A girls face after having relations.
Includes:
Runny Eyeliner
Messy Hair sometimes greasy
Red Lips
Smeared Lipstick
and on occasion a few white spots

"Wow Sally where have you been?"

"Out... why?"

"You have a sexed face."

by astronautpen January 21, 2008

Sex Sit

To mind a couple's child for them whilst they use the time to have highly pleasurable intercourse.. child free! Particularly useful during new born stage when free time is limited.

Hey john, are you free to sex sit this friday, Randy and i need bang.

by K2DaC September 29, 2017

Jello-sex

When two very jiggly/obese people have sex, making a jello effect of their fat.

Damn, did you see those fatty's having sex? That was some nasty ass jello-sex!

by Fang Banger August 7, 2011

curse of sex

tendency of the male to be a total sap to get sex. a blindness totally unrealized until after the fact!! making a total ass of oneself, TO oneself! (over and over!)

joe was doing double back flips trying to crack that crotch, thanks to the curse of sex.
sweet crapping jesus! i'm never going to work that hard for sex again!! -its' the curse of sex

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

Mind sex

an evolved word of mind fuck which basically means the same but on a higher degree of fucked upness. This happens when someone states something that is either shocking, surprising or of the unordinary
resulting in mind sex (majnd seks) or "Cerebrum Coitus" in scientific terms.

guy 1: hey man, in Hungary potatoes are perfectly smooth.
guy 2: Really !? that`s mind sex bro..

by Humble malteser March 3, 2016