penis munchies

the desire for penis

damn i got the penis munchies.
FUCK ME

by ima fucking retard May 7, 2016

Penis

Your tripod. Your villain and two henchmen. Your sausage and two eggs males only

a females fear.

"Damn bro lemme touch yo penis!"
"Na bro thats my penis! Get your own!"

by Penislover112233 July 31, 2021

penis

a thing that boys have. It's a cum device, you pee with it and have it get sucked. its great

Chad:"Yo, I have a huge dick!'
Brad:"Sick, me too!."
*excessive cum sounds*
Announcer: These two fellas are using their cum device, known as the penis/dick to cum to porn

by attackhelicopter420 February 14, 2021

Penis

Penis is a third leg only men have, it’s also your cum hole.

Johnny: “hey what’s a “third leg penis cum hole?”
James: “idk”
Johnny: “my uncle used his down my throat”
James: “don’t worry, I’m sure it’s just something only men have again”

Johnny: “oh can is see yours?”
James: “OH HELL NAW, FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUT”

by Menlikepink April 22, 2022

Penis

The male sexual organ

Suck my penis

by Hrhdjsksjv February 11, 2020

Penis

the pure power of a man, the definition of a strength, a man's genitalia, his defining charateristic,

His penis is so powerful

by mrlogschlog March 25, 2022

Penis Piercing

A piercing on the penis; usually on the tip.

Lebrons penis piercing made him undesireable to have sex with.

by Jagonathon August 7, 2023