Life

A constant and everpresent urge to Jahmamborate yourself

Bro 1: Bro help life has been acting up again
Bro 2: Damn bro that sucks
Bro 1: *fucking dies*

by Juddy1972 December 16, 2020

Real Life

A foreign and dangerous place. No gamer has ever experienced it.

Gamer 1: dude have you ever been to real life?

Gamer 2: dude stfu im tryna play minecraft

by Norma dorms on a borma March 13, 2020

Plug Life

The life of besties, and even more, who are a perfect fit and on the same wavelengths that need more time together in their electrifying relationship. Frequently used as a #pluglife

I miss you and need more plug life!

by Amigaza August 11, 2023

Jaws of Life

When you put your pointer finger, middle finger, and thumb inside a vagina and proceed to separate your thumb from the other two fingers, like the Jaws of Life.

The shocker just wasn’t doing it for Lisa anymore so I tried the Jaws of Life!

by expectations exceeded December 01, 2017

Yo, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"

Yo, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"

Yo, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Estoy Peleando Por El Derecho To Say Lefty's:"'GetThe Fuck Out Of My Life For Interpersonally Communicating'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 04, 2024

life-vomit

The act of, or feeling like one is going to vomit following a horrible situation such as witnessing a tragic death or catastrophic event.

The paramedic pulled a dead four year old from her meth addicted mother's crashed vehicle. The paramedic proceeded to life-vomit.

by rontgen March 03, 2019