pull a derp

The act whereby one tries to do something, but will fail without a doubt.

Daniel: Watch me get this clutch on CS:GO!
*Get's AWP'ed*
Jason: I knew you'd pull a derp.

by Jackson Blueboy April 6, 2015

Eurp a derp

Slang of stupid, or dumb.

Man he's such a eurp a derp

by Zwilliamb September 4, 2016

slurp or derp

Slurp or derp is commonly referred to as the opposite of split or swallow, commonly referred to in the lesbian community. Slurp is to swallow as derp is to spitting.

Does your girl slurp or derp?

by 9cubicfeetofwhateveryouwant February 28, 2017

kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017

Spanish Pinewood Derby

Noun> A sex act in which two males place ice cubes in their anus and press their assholes together and see who can push their ice cube in the other's anus first

yeah we got together and things got a little crazy, we had a Spanish Pinewood Derby after our date

by missmary22 October 22, 2018

off the derech

Derech is a hebrew word meanig "path." If you take someone off the derech, it refers to hooking up with a Shomar Negiah person (Jewish concept where you wait until marriage to touch the opposite sex).

I just madeout with Eitan, but he was Shomar Negiah! God is going to be so mad-- I took someone off the derech!

by Heyyall October 31, 2018

King of Derp

KV-2

From hell does Stalin guide its shells once the King of Derp orders and enemy to shut up and die. It doesn't matter if the King is rolling or patiently aiming; Stalin's will is the only thing the KV-2 needs to TEAR NAZI TANKS APART.

by SomeStupidGuyBehindAComputer December 22, 2018