Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.

Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."

by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024

the cat's in the cradle

When you have secured an item or objective.

"Hey bro did you get the weed?"
"Yes, the cat's in the cradle."

by qponthedefinition August 1, 2016

smurf cat

cat that a smurf

smurf cat

by smurf cat September 27, 2023

full court cat challenge

one basketball court and 500 cats

two people lay down at each end

whoever gets more floats to come to them wins

oh shit i knew Elissa was gonna lose the full court cat challenge to jay

by judgeshredd July 23, 2022

Cat

not a dog

you bitch as nigga did you get that cat last night

by Cecelia Chase May 23, 2018

Cat minaj

cat minaj is the head sza barbie on twitter (sza x nicki fans) he is famously known for having a nicki minaj follow he is the sweetest person ever if you are nice to him #stancat

I love cat minaj he is my inspiration in life

by @merlin7dsins November 26, 2021

wawa cat

A beautiful image of a cat edited to have no ears, mostly paired with the famous song “Enemy”

“Bro did you see the wawa cat photo”
“Oh the misery”

by SaggyOldManDoodoo June 14, 2022