by justin oleson February 15, 2009
Get the Na na baby mug.Baby Making Syndrome (BMS) is a sex addiction. Specifically an addiction to unprotected sex within a long term relationship where, having a child would not affect the feelings shared between the couple in the relationship.
Baby Making Syndrome, is especially present when this couple continuously have sex without using any forms of contraceptive. (i.e. Condoms or Birth Control) This is usually found to be present in couples who have been together for several years, and plan on getting married in the foreseeable future.
When the aforementioned couples end up becoming pregnant with a child, they will usually decide to keep the child, and raise it themselves. Usually in the 9 month process of the baby's growth inside the womb, this couple will continuously have just as much sex as they did before, if not more, and are very likely to get pregnant with another child soon after their first one is born.
Baby Making Syndrome, is especially present when this couple continuously have sex without using any forms of contraceptive. (i.e. Condoms or Birth Control) This is usually found to be present in couples who have been together for several years, and plan on getting married in the foreseeable future.
When the aforementioned couples end up becoming pregnant with a child, they will usually decide to keep the child, and raise it themselves. Usually in the 9 month process of the baby's growth inside the womb, this couple will continuously have just as much sex as they did before, if not more, and are very likely to get pregnant with another child soon after their first one is born.
"Dude. I have Baby Making Syndrome."
"How do you know?"
"K, so, you know how my girl and I just had our first kid?"
"Yeah."
"Well... She's pregnant again."
"GASP!"
"How do you know?"
"K, so, you know how my girl and I just had our first kid?"
"Yeah."
"Well... She's pregnant again."
"GASP!"
by SK8RFRK March 11, 2011
Get the Baby Making Syndrome mug.A man--usually over 50, but not always--who thinks he knows everything, and loves to talk at length about anything. It is futile to try to interrupt or correct him. While he claims to know everything, he is unable to take care of himself--can't cook a meal, has to ask his wife his underwear or shoe size, doesn't know how to clean a toilet or operate a washing machine.
Dad is such an old man baby! At dinner last night he spent 20 minutes expounding on the virtues of investing in silver, then when it was time for dessert he had to ask mom which kind of ice cream he liked.
by OWBdeluxe September 26, 2011
Get the Old Man Baby mug.Michael: Hey brandon, bryan needs a ride from work.
Brandon: I don't want to pick up that baby ass nigga!
Brandon: I don't want to pick up that baby ass nigga!
by michael hansmeyer November 8, 2007
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Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.
Derek Ogilvie is a Scottish "psychic" (or rather psycho) who uses cold reading techniques, and pretends in all seriousness that he can read unruly babies' minds for their parents. What he actually does is mention a series of possible reasons why the mother is single or the couple aren't getting on very well until he hits the jackpot and they cry, having not imparted any practical advice as to how to deal with the errant child. He has a television show in the UK on Channel 5. He's a fraud.
I can't see how anyone actually believes The Baby Mind Reader is actually a psychic... he's blatantly guessing.
by Dijital-JB September 19, 2006
Get the The Baby Mind Reader mug.Names that famous people have given their children that are completely moronic. Hence, stupid baby name(s).
Tom "What should we name our child?"
Katie "I don;t know"
Tom "How bout Suri?"
Katie "Why, that sounds like a stupid baby name?"
Tom "Scientology demands it"
Katie "I don;t know"
Tom "How bout Suri?"
Katie "Why, that sounds like a stupid baby name?"
Tom "Scientology demands it"
by jokemonkey2 February 12, 2007
Get the stupid baby name mug.YOU: Doctor, i don't know whats wrong with me. i just get the urges to punt a baby all the time.
DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.
DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.
by Richard Nibbler September 10, 2006
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