Microsoft Wordjacked 

A) When you have a Microsoft Word document you need to edit but only have access to OpenOffice or WordPad.

B) When you need to edit Microsoft Word 2007 documents but only have access to Word 2003 (and no way to download the stupid compatibility pack).

(Dude 1) Dude, how am I supposed to edit this, it's a file full of windings!

(Dude 2) Gotta love it. Microsoft Wordjacked.

Microsoft Wordjacked by arrggggg May 15, 2009

Walter Worden 

to beat the ever-loving shit out of someone. the reference comes from a small town in Vermont where a 6'8", 300 pound Home Depot associate lives and works. his sheer size alone sends feat into the heart of others and he could EASILY beat anyone's ass.

dude, stop annoying me or else.
or else what?
or else I'm going to Walter Worden you into the fucking ground!
okay okay...I'm sorry!

Walter Worden by JJRITCH February 21, 2022

stop not publishing my words 

Bruh stop

Emily “Dude Urban Dictionary won’t publish any of my definitions!”
Sasha “I know right! STOP NOT PUBLISHING MY WORDS!”

stop not publishing my words by jacobsaggypatties October 10, 2019

Wordshaker

Someone who twists words. Coined by UK pop group The Saturdays.

Jason is such a wordshaker!

Wordshaker by fais54 October 2, 2009

fightin' words

An insult or insults that are sufficiently offensive to the insulted person that he/she becomes angry enough to start throwing punches.

Person 1: Too bad your mama didn't drown you when you were born, you worthless nigger/kike/camel jockey/bitch/cracker/gook/insert chosen offensive word(s) here!
Person 2: I'm gonna beat your ass! Them's fightin' words!

fightin' words by Evil Tim June 18, 2004

wordslice 

A greeting, similar to word, but with more flavor.

What's up RJ? Wordslice!

wordslice by Rich J. May 20, 2006

Wordbond 

Shortened version of "Word is bond" which is shortened version of "My word is my bond".

Meaning what you say is true and good.

However it can be used as a equivalent to saying "for real" or "are you serious".

Man 1: Yo man I tapped that ass last night
Man 2: Really?
Man 1: Wordbond

Dude 1: Hey man I almost hooked up with Jessica last night
Dude 2: Wordbond?
Dude 1: Yah man

Wordbond by Madanagry January 28, 2011