splatter party

A social gathering at which feces/defication fetishes are enjoyed. Any gathering in which the focus involves the spreading, projection, or excessive use of bodily fluids for fetish satisfying purposes. Often refers to group parties at which individuals lay under a glass table while others deficate on the glass above them (aka glass bottom boating), though may be more specific to the observance of more explosive diarrhea in this context.

May also refer to gory horror/slasher movie marathons or group viewings.

Jaime got to observe his first glass bottom boating at the splatter party last weekend.

by Female Troubles April 6, 2017

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cable party

A poorly organized party where the chance of seeing girls is below 5%.
Rather common expression in Slovenia and some countries of Western Europe.
In France and Switzerland its equivalent is "party de la saucisse".

Jim: I just came back from Martin's birthday party.
Michael: And how was it?
Jim: Zero girls..... just another sh***y cable party.

by swkid June 25, 2023

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Blizzard Party

When there's so much snow, you hang out with your neighbors (because you're trapped) and just dgaf.

There was so much snow on Crossbridge that Caleb threw a Blizzard Party when it hit 16".

by Crossbridge Crew March 13, 2024

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melon party

An orgy involving at least three men, who drill holes into a watermelon and stick their cocks in.

Named after an alleged incident involving Rogue, Internet Man.

"Rogue once posted a video of I think him and his friends drilling three holes in a watermelon. They put their dicks inside and humped it together."
"Damn! A melon party?"

by JasonMetloney June 14, 2022

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