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Man Curtains

n. 1.) The fleshy curtain(s) usually seen on the older gentlemen whose trouser have ridden slightly too high.

2.) A informal greating to a friend or associate.

3.) A term of frustration or annoyance.

4.) Can also be used in a command/ mockery.
1.) Look at Harold Bishops 'man curtains' they're immense!

2.) Easy Man Curtains, good day?

3.) (penalty miss) Arrggh Absolute Man Curtains!!!

4.) Oh mate, Get your man curtains out!
by Steve Cram February 23, 2004
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man period

The time during the man's bi-annual hormonal cycle when his levels of testosterone become extremely elevated. Symptoms include:
--Extreme rationality
--Enhanced awesomeness
--Supreme driving ability
--Math and Science skills
--Up to 5x normal size of ejaculate
--Crushing at sports (particularly broomball)
Sorry I fixed your car while I was making all the money and explaining the stock market to your parents, I'm on my man period.
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Tin Man

Tin Man derives from the element Tin symbol Sn which stands for Some Nigger.

A name for white people to call niggers in code language so they don't get shot, stabbed, raped, etc.
Hey have you seen the Tin Man that the Broncos just drafted? Holy Shit!
by Steve Jacksons 5 November 5, 2010
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The Man In The Hat

A very laddish game used for house parties of all varieties. This game entails one person to wear a hat, the spectacular the better, this person is "it". Whilst wearing the hat nobody is allowed to talk to that person or say said persons name. Any reference to the man in the hat should be to name them the man in the hat. Any breach of these rules results in the hat being passed to you. Especially good whilst drunk and/or stoned.
example 1
Ahmed as Man In The Hat: "Keane, did you win that game of pro evo?"
Keane: "No i lo..fuck you're wearing the hat!"

example 2
Ahmed, now as a regular player: "Whos wearing the hat?"
Random n00b "Keane is"
OR
Ahmed, now as a regular player: "Whos wearing the hat?"
Experienced player "The Man In The Hat is wearing the hat."
by GF April 20, 2006
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blind man

To have bad acne, pimples, zits, etc.

(Shortened from the old joke "He has so many zits, (How many does he have?) ...he fell asleep in the library and woke up with a blind man trying to read his face.")
Guy 1: Laurie's really a cute chick; shame about her complexion though.
Guy 2: She needs to get some medicine for that blind man all over her face.
by exitflagger May 1, 2008
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man up

To sqaure up prior to thumpin'
To prepare yourself to encounter your opponent just prior to combatant engagment
A: Sup den ni**a?

B: whatever you might want it to be ni**a

A: man up den

B: you ain tryna see me
by M. Du May 10, 2005
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Man on Fire

The act of using tabasco sauce as lube, and proceeding to have anal sex with with a homosexual life partner. The only way to put the fire out is to jizz in the butthole.
Todd gave me a man on fire last night and forgot to put out the fire.
by KBD April 4, 2007
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