Cat bunch

To rub ass together in a sexual manner often done at mature clubs

“Did you cat bunch her? She was down to bunch.”

“Her parents loved me. But I can’t marry her. She refuses to cat bunch.”

“The tests show she Dies of natural causes... although... she had clearly been cat bunched within 24 hours of the murder... if only we could all die that way...”

by Hugo Martinez September 6, 2020

Cat/Valenphobic

When you want to opress the person Cat or Valen

Cat/Valen: You hobnob lookin ahh bitch, you be lookin like my dead grandmas ashes!!
Ajax: Im Cat/Valenphobic istg.

by ajax96 December 30, 2022

Cats

the most adorable, fluffy, cutest, extraordinary thing that you will come across. THEY R PERFECT.

Dad: what do you want for your birthday?
You: Cats
Dad: You already have 3
You: Your point is?

by lilmonkey222 March 26, 2023

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018

cat anchored

definition: when a person is sitting down and a cat is on their lap and they are unable to move without disturbing the cat, via they are CAT ANCHORED.

Hey, can you grab me a beer out of the fridge, sorry man,i can't get up i'm cat anchored right now.

by poisonivey March 30, 2023

Cat

Amazing fluffy demons who rule the world by using humans as their puppets.

"cat"

by Zoria de butterfly January 26, 2021

allie cat

Allie cat is a nickname for a person named Alison. The person with this name is very kind and cool, like an allie cat ;).

Jake: Hey dude you see that one girl they call Allie cat?

Paul: yeah man she’s really nice might have to make a move.

by Cameron Baddinger’s husband September 1, 2021