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Smack ass day

Smack ass day means to smack someone's ass really hard or grab it .basically you just hit someone's but.
It is time for you to smack ass day.
by Kehlani PERIOD April 12, 2019
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Giving birth-day

When a mother wants some recognition for giving birth to her child on their subsequent Birthdays.
Wife: I deserve a present because it's my giving birth-day.
Happy Giving Birth-day.
by Mummybee February 14, 2010
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ghetto snow day

A day off from classes or school due to a perceived criminal and dangerous event. The irony is that in a ghetto these events would be quite common, so instead of being a scary emergency situation, they are more on par with an unexpected snow day, and are in fact quite harmless. Examples include nearby robberies or murders, escaped convicts, bomb threats, and prank fire alarms.
We had a ghetto snow day last week because someone robbed a check cashing store and was spotted on campus. Although we were notified about this a couple hours late, we still had no classes!
by notrpi April 7, 2010
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fast foward the day

when you go to sleep to kill time or when your bored
i cant wait until x-mas tommorw so im going to fast foward the day
by $m00th December 30, 2009
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good day rose

I'm so done with you. You are fired. You are no longer my partner/wife/husband/friend etc.
Good day Rose is said to your former-significant other as you slam the door on her face.
by MattyEsq October 12, 2009
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Independence Day Shit

A type of loose bowel movement that feels like your shooting a beam of light out and destroying whatever is below. Just like the scene from the movie Independence Day, where the Alien ship projects the beam of like down to blow up the white house. Its very quick and painless, often resulting in "splash back".
"OMG dude i hope everyone survived that, i just had the Independence day shit of the century!"
by The Don319 November 18, 2009
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St. Georges Day

The day of England's patron saint, St. George. Celebrated in England on April 23, which, by a strange coincidence, is also the approximate birthday of William Shakespeare (and the day he died as well).

Festivities in England include wearing the English flag (which is called the St. George's cross) or anything red or white and singing the hymn 'Jerusalem'.

It also happens to be the day that the Queen announces new appointments to the Order of the Garter.

As St. George is also the patron saint of the Scouting Movement, Scout troops join in a parade on this day.

Unfortunatly, it is not celebrated as much as Christmas and such.

St. George was not actually English, but Turkish, and is also the Saint of many other countries and cities, but is probably most famous for being the patron saint of England.
Jim was wearing nothing but an English Flag and singing 'Jerusalem' at the top of his voice stumbling home last night from the pub. Well, that's what you get for downing 6 pints of bitter on St. Georges Day.
by Nelpas February 21, 2009
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