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Lost fart

Used to describe someone who seems confused, disoriented, or out of place.
For example, someone "wandering around like a lost fart" might imply aimlessness or lack of direction.
by DM08 November 22, 2024
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FART FUNGUS

Fart Fungus is when u fart and spread a fungus on mc dunolds nuggies
by FART FUNGY January 4, 2022
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Pakistani Fart

1.An irritating or disappointing situation.

2.A really smelly and disgusting fart.

This term came from a story my dad told me. He was in 1st grade waiting in the lunch line, when an exchange student from Pakistan farted. The fart smelled so bad that two girls threw up immediately. Funniest thing I've ever heard.
Guy 1: My girlfriend cheated on me with the mailman!

Guy 2: Damn bruh, that's a real Pakistani fart.
by RandyTheRockerRichards October 12, 2022
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Sparking fart

Have you ever farted so hard that sparks came out of your butt? Me neither, never mind I just had one!
by Farting definitions July 5, 2021
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FART DICK

An excuse made by a wife to avoid giving a BJ due to their gassy husband blowing fecal matter on his member allday.
I’m not giving you road head, you got fart dick after our dinner date!
by Bowie69 February 7, 2025
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flipper fart

A high-pitched pulsating squeaker fart that encourages everyone in earshot to stand on their chairs and sing in unison: “they call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning”

-Beware: dolphins swim in “pods” and where there is one others are sure to follow until the full fishing net is let loose in the sea (courtesy flushes encouraged)
-“Faster than lighting” often foreshadows the necessary speed of toilet access required to avoid aquarium cleaner be used on the innocent underoos and chair
-Causes those in earshot and smellshot to have an indescribable desire to meet Charlie the Tuna and smack that red beret off his fish head in retaliation
-some try to falsify a flipper fart by sitting on an acoustically tuned piece of sheet metal and letting room reverb produce an imposter flipper fart; kazoos pre-inserted into the anus are also not genuine flipper farts
Ronnie let out a flipper fart; let me grab the life jackets, swimming suits and take selfies to impress our friends on Instagram.
by flippinright April 5, 2022
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by kreaigz June 13, 2023
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