White Canvas Blazer

A straightjacket.

What Kelly needs is a padded cell and a white canvas blazer...

by Msstff October 5, 2011

Mark White(r)

The act of masturbating in the corner of someone's garage like an animal while there are other guys in the room.

Guy 1: hey did you hear?

Guy 2: Hear what?

Guy 1: Bill pulled a "Mark White(r)" in my garage the other night

Guy 2: dude that is sick!!

by check-mate August 31, 2010

The White Screen of Death

not to be confused with The Blue Screen of Deaththe white screen of death happens when the BSD fails. there are only three ways for WSD to happen.
1)a projectile traveling at high speed smashes through your hard disk, however your pc does not crash, instead it enters a state of confusion, much like the human sensation of being really highon pcp or any other narcotic, which would explain the intense white light.
2)one of Microsoft's spying updates sees you downloading illegal content, prompting Microsoft to screw you.
3)a hammer is smashed into the screen or computer related object that is hooked up to a screen, however the screen and or object remains on, causing a white screen, this is also know as hammering your pc.

Microsoft's most successful program The Blue Screen of Death

1)i put a .44 through my HDD and i got The White Screen of Death.
2) i got saw 5 days before its in theaters!!!
3) were the fuck is my essay?!?!?! ahh!! -smash-

by 35yeros February 26, 2009

Pennsylvania white fish

Used condom found while fishing.

Mark and I were fishing when he hooked into a magnum Pennsylvania white fish.

by shine bucket January 28, 2014

white girl senses

A girl who has the extraordinary ability to sense all things white-girl, such as Starbucks and Hollister models.

Whoa! That girl sensed Starbucks a mile away, she has great white girl senses!

by abbzz236 March 10, 2014

white boy swing

A dance move making fun of the lack of prowess white people have when dancing. It involves taking a short hop laterally and swinging your arm from to your hip over your head. Sometimes snapping may be involved. Pulling it off ironically is the only way it'll ever work.

Ian (or any other typical white name) is really throwing his weight into that white boy swing.

by thor1017 August 15, 2014

White-collar hustling

The act of engaging in money-making schemes that while primitive and archaic in process, motive, and execution are backed by professional credentials and legitimate products

I just got my Wilcox County insurance leads today...time to hit the road and do some white-collar hustling.

by Jaybone69 September 16, 2014