The Saucy Ru Empire

the empire run by saucy ru

we should avoid going through the saucy ru empire

by Waylon Jennings March 27, 2020

The John Cwiklinski Effect

When John Cwiklinski posts an instagram picture with you and you automatically receive 15 followers

Dude 1: Damn I gotta thank John, he posted a pic with me and I got 9 followers in the last hour
Dude 2: That’s the John Cwiklinski Effect

by Aholder February 29, 2020

The Bro code Elder

The Elder of the Bro code is the head of the High Table, a mystical man who is the holder of the Bro code. The Elder is the only man who can edit the Bro code, he is also the only man who can decide over the Bro tribunals. He who leads a mutiny against the Elder is punished by a punishment spoken by the Elder.

The Elder resides in the South American country of Suriname.
The Elder is the almighty beholder of the Bro code.
The Elder has the initials SOD.

His fate shall be decided by the Elder. The Elder is the being who decides over the Bro code. The Bro code Elder is the highest power who oversees all bro code punishments.

by Shivaraj May 11, 2020

The best shag ever

Oliver Thomas mcComiskey

Karen 1: I had the best shag ever last night
Karen 2: no u didn't, that's Ollie. Stupid bitch

by Annahisgf May 17, 2020

The Back Scratcher Effect

When spooning and an unwelcome friend scratcher you’re partners back.

I could feel the back scratcher effect last night ;)

by Will Kirkup June 2, 2020

The Mon(k)ey

when you feel empty inside and you go outside and spend money on things you don't need

you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.

by Krkič September 19, 2020

The 30th of every month

The 30th of every month (if there is a 30th day) is hit, slap, throw, kick (you name it) short people day. On this day you are legally allowed and bound to abuse a person who is shorter than you.

Eyo, it's the 30th today, do you know what that means???

Yes! It's The 30th of every month!

by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020