penis

your prob 12 living in your moms basement if you think this is funny, and or you in the back of a classroom with your to buddy's going "lEt'S lOoK uP pEnIs" you not funny. (also its what your mom loves)

Your mother loves sucking my penis.

by Bristol730 May 5, 2022

penis fart

A gust of wind after cuming

i just had a penis fart

by 69reversemaster October 30, 2021

penis

A hairy stick is something that is always and you just have to learn how to deal with it. Sometime you might have to shave the hairs so the shaft looks good, because trust me when the shaft has no hairs it is definitely bigger.

Bro my penis has been itching for the past FIVE days!!

by brad1221 December 16, 2022

Penis

dick

let me sse your penis fuckboi.

by krispro123 December 2, 2016

Penis

A big or tiny thing that men have that please non gay women and can shoot out sperm and is hard sometimes

I have a big penis

by Kingybeegy March 21, 2020

Penis licker

An insult against a (preferably homophobic) straight male

“Oh my god Jeremy, you’re such a penis licker”

by Hello Future July 6, 2021

Penis

The thing as big as Venus. Venus has the same first letter as a Penis's Best Friend.

Me and my penis were having a conversation. It came out sticky.

by Jackthegiant2118 October 24, 2019