A sexy guy. His Penis is 1 foot long and he is always having sex. He is smart and good at video games. He has never failed a class and he is always playing sports. He is 6 feet tall and irresistible.
by ABBY Scott!!! June 13, 2018
Get the Jack Dawson mug.An alien named Jack, who has been trying to be a human since getting here. Finaly made it, only to find out huans all want to be an alien. Alien Jack thought humans knew what he knows about science,etc. He is still in shock from finding out he is also a human, but, likes human females which he calls WOs.
NOTE; ALIEN JACKS E-MAIL IS AVAILABLE TO ALL HUMANS AND ALIENS. HE OWNS THE URL
NOTE; ALIEN JACKS E-MAIL IS AVAILABLE TO ALL HUMANS AND ALIENS. HE OWNS THE URL
Alien Jack is in my body.
He creates science, math & poetry.
He is not afraid of Gurr Ants.
He is considered an Entity by the little eternial lights.
He appreciates the dark energy that is spinning us awaw from our black hole.
He creates science, math & poetry.
He is not afraid of Gurr Ants.
He is considered an Entity by the little eternial lights.
He appreciates the dark energy that is spinning us awaw from our black hole.
by Alien Jack February 3, 2005
Get the ALIEN JACK mug.The deliberate or un-intentional act of sliding your foot in to someone's shoe/slipper under a table, it usually happens around breakfast time.
Did you hear?. John was so hungover that he was halfway down the street before he realized he had inadvertently Slipper Jacked his wife at breakfast.
by Baba shababalof July 30, 2011
Get the Slipper Jacked mug.When pre-semen comes out of the tip of the penis during stimulation and smears on the inside of the leg near the taint and testicle region. The testicles then adheres to the inside of the leg because of the pre-semen creating a jacket or a bat wing. After this happens the stimulation usually stops giving the victim blue balls and in turn creating a blue jacket.
1. Dude, I can't go to anymore strip clubs because I continually get Blue Jackets!
2. As I stood in front of the swim team during the month of December and saw them all freezing I remembered that Blue Jackets are nothing to mess with
3. Johnny couldn't go to prom due to his date giving him a Blue Jacket in the back seat of the limo.
2. As I stood in front of the swim team during the month of December and saw them all freezing I remembered that Blue Jackets are nothing to mess with
3. Johnny couldn't go to prom due to his date giving him a Blue Jacket in the back seat of the limo.
by AntMan June 14, 2016
Get the Blue Jacket mug."Holy shit! They just totally did a jack n' lisa...hard."
"Last time i jack n' lisa'd i crashed into a school."
"Last time i jack n' lisa'd i crashed into a school."
by billtonius clinton January 1, 2008
Get the jack n' lisa mug.1. Two awesome, beautiful ass hanging out bitches who are crazy and have guys drooling over them all the time.
2. They get with all the guys at school and love to party. Both of them flirt with any guy they see even if he is ugly because she is obsessed with boys.
3. They both absolutly love muffins meaning the food and their friend muffins who they think is the most awesome hilarious person ever!
4. They are mainly girls who loves to let their ass hang out and always have a guy by their side because they flirt all the time!
2. They get with all the guys at school and love to party. Both of them flirt with any guy they see even if he is ugly because she is obsessed with boys.
3. They both absolutly love muffins meaning the food and their friend muffins who they think is the most awesome hilarious person ever!
4. They are mainly girls who loves to let their ass hang out and always have a guy by their side because they flirt all the time!
Two girls go to a party they start dancing and have guys drooling over them. They flirrt with all of the buys even if they are ugly and they eat muffins while grinding some guys! They are known as Jack Jack and Tay Tay!
by muffinsssssssssssss!!!! October 6, 2010
Get the Jack Jack and Tay Tay mug.When one takes Adderall when one is still half asleep, whilst setting one's alarm to go off ten minutes into the future. When the alarm goes off, one will find oneself jumping up, suddenly wide awake. Popping up out of one's bed like that fey, much-celebrated children's toy of yesteryear.
Jack: Give me some of your 10 mg generics, I am going to need to pull a Jack-in-the-box this morning.
by skullskratching-soulsearching December 31, 2013
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