Clapping Farts

When you butt cheeks smack together and make a clapping sound, because you're farting so violently.

I knew I had to take a dump, when the clapping farts came out my ass.

by NastyN8G June 15, 2023

Poop Stick Fart

A long stick of turd waving around the entire house, people clap for you.

WOW! What an amazing Poop Stick Fart

by MeVeryGood February 1, 2021

Fart

- to release intestinal gas through the anus from the large intestine and make an amusing noise.

"Jessica definitely farted, she's clutching her ass"

by pengiuenie October 29, 2023

crackle fart

crackle fart means when you are brain-dead for a split second.

"Oh man I had a 'crackle fart ' moment"

by Emerald <3 December 11, 2022

rhythm fart

A sequence of farts making one continuous symphony of squeak noises.

Dude1: yo what the fuck!
Dude2: sorry man, the lunch burritos made me rhythm fart.

by gorakaya December 29, 2023

carbon fart

A person that is no longer in your life and basically dead to you, is a carbon fart.

David is nothing more than a carbon fart - nothing but hot air and empty promises. Can't believe he's one of my exes - what did I see in that guy?

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 7, 2023

Fart

Something good

“That cake was fart.”

by Memerr October 27, 2022