ass licker

Somebody who behaves like an idiot; a pervert.

That guy is such an ass licker!

by Pang Mu April 8, 2003

Ass Hat

Although the standard definition is one who has their head so far up their ass that they may as well be wearing their ass as a hat. I also like to imagine it as being someone being so useless that they are just as or moresoe useless as a hat that you wear on your arse. obviously nudist may disagree and wouldnt mind saving their asses from sun burn, but to them i say; your not a real nudist!

Bill is such a fucking bludger hes a freakin ass hat.

by Karillion December 8, 2007

Ass Slut

1. A Person of the homosexual preference
-since their sex usually involves ass
2. A Whore in general
3. Someone whos face looks like an ass.

1. LOL, Randy that Ass Slut is checking you out

2. There was an Ass Slut walking along Main Street.

3. UGH! Don't look at me Ass Slut

by Jake Ballou April 11, 2008

Slap Ass

a game similar to tag where the person who is "it" tries to *unsuspectingly* slap a player's ass as hard as he/she possibly can. *emphasis on unsuspectingly

Mike slapped me so hard in Slap Ass, that i could not sit down for the rest of the evening.

by LrM5 December 17, 2008

bag of ass

A cheap excuse for a girlfriend.

Well, the next time you talk to Jeff invite him to the party and tell him he can bring his bag of ass.

by Jen December 29, 2004

ass mongler

one who enjoys the juice from the brown eye

by tobias December 6, 2002

Ass Clap

The clapping sound made when having rough sex, caused by balls slapping against any part of a woman during sex.

Sorry I didn't answer the phone, between that bitch moanin' and all the ass clapin' I couldn't hear it!

by Chad December 11, 2004