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Tallahassee nut job

The art of a Tallahassee nut job has been the objective of all females since its invention in 2019. It conaists of a lady perferably a beutiful one with beutiful eyes a nice smile and a gorgeous set of double d's jacking you off then just pefore climax yelling "Tallahasseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and putting her finger up in the air before thrusting it into your asshole and continuing to thrust the shit put pf ypur asshole with her finger as you weep " Mr.Harlooooooooffffffff"
Jimmy: Ever heard of a Tallahassee nut job!

Jenny: Yeah I did it to my boyfriend last night
by Mr.Gustav June 11, 2018
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poo nut baby

A person conceived from an anal creampie that ahd dribbled its way into the vagina causing pregnancy of said poonut baby
Justin you poo nut baby, we all know your mother took it in the ass and you're an accident"
by Thenigga_BigD December 13, 2017
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Deez Nuts

Something you say when you are out of ideas or when you think you are funny.
You: Something came in the mail today.
Friend: What?
You: Deez Nuts. Ha! Gotem.
Friend : Ffs
by ThiccJuan31 December 13, 2017
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fridge nut

“I have fridge nuts!”
by Nicolicious2020 December 16, 2017
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licking nuts

When you lick the flavor off of your nuts
Could be from trees or other,depending on situation
She sat down after the call, and started licking nuts
by kiitybarmeow December 17, 2017
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Poo Nut

When you poop multiple mini little turds
Hey Jeff! Guess what! I just pooped 5 poo nuts!
by FLINAGAN December 17, 2017
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DEEZ-NUTS

When someone asks what came in the mail you say DEEZ-NUTS HA GOTEE
Person 1 "Anything in the mail today" Person 2 "DEEZ-NUTS HA GOTEE"
by nigger 57 December 21, 2017
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