The Old Man Jack

When, after declothing both partners, the guy falls over and says, "I've fallen, and I can't get up." So the girl has to help him up, by blowing him.
The Old Man Jack worked so well Dave. We were up until 3 AM!!
by Blackberry April 08, 2015
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jack <3

A PEDIFILE, leave me alone bitch!
jack <3:let me eat yo ass
me: FUCK OFF!
by luciusthehoe69 September 18, 2020
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jack <3

A PEDOFILE, leave me alone bitch.

signed Lucius
jack <3: let me eat yo ass
me: fuck off!
by luciusthehoe69 September 18, 2020
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Jack King Koff

The name you give yourself when you see that your penis is at least 8 inches long.
Hey man, my dick is 8 inches long, so just call me "Jack King Koff"
by DallasFanFTW June 08, 2017
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Jack Marles Spanish Rizz

his capability to rizz up girls in spanish
damn bro you've eaten more than jack marles spanish rizz
by not noah tolly March 21, 2024
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Clap the Jack

You screwed up.
You can clap the Jack by saying your a flat earther on the first date. Learned from experience.
by Almighty Meme Lord February 19, 2018
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pump jacking

When you got to poop and its jumping in and out of your butthole
Man I gotta poop, it's pump jacking bad
by Jack deznuts October 23, 2019
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