apple jack 

A mixed drink consisting of simply apple or cider or whatever with jack daniels.

Oh, man I got sooooo apple jacked last night.

—Well, at least you didn't do anything too regrettable

Hell yeah, apple jack takes good care of you

apple jack by lwitthoft December 13, 2010

Jimmy Buffet Jack 

The act of jerking off while using a parrot instead of your hand.

The biggest problem with the Jimmy Buffet Jack is it takes me all day to pick those tangled feathers out of my pubes.

Jimmy Buffet Jack by Jimmie Buff January 31, 2007

Hill Jack 

Kids that get there kicks from drinking chasing cows in field with a 3 or 4 wheeler and sitting by a fire all night and playing in it til someone gets burned or falls in it,also all they do all day long is chew tabacco and hang out at a truck stop all damn day ..... also know as rednecks or hillbillies

Damn those hill jacks are soo dumb.

Hill Jack by Mo October 22, 2003

Mumma Jack 

fat camp and ugly

omg what a mumma jack

Mumma Jack by screamer July 16, 2003

Little Jack Horner 

a classic nursery rhyme by mother goose

little jack horner
sat in a corner
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said 'What a good boy am I!'

Little Jack Horner by ssssssrrrrrrrrtttttttt August 20, 2009

No jack off January

It gives people who lost no not November another chance to not to jack off for a month

But ppl who did survive no nut November are welcome to participate in the challenge

Friend: hey bro it’s no jack off January
Me: ugh here we go

No jack off January by DoubleOOSavage December 31, 2018

Rusty Jack Knife 

A Rusty Jack Knife is a slang term for a geriatric man who porks women much younger than him. The "Rusty Jack Knife" comes in to play as a reference to his penis, which, aged, is rusty (hard to get erect), jacked (may have liver spots or warts), and knifed (smaller than the original youth size.)

"God damn! That old guy is a Rusty Jack Knife!"

Rusty Jack Knife by The Masticator May 2, 2005