S to the i to the m to the p

means SIMP; from Phineas and Ferb, it would mean Squirrels In My Pants (a meme that felix will never understand because he's a simp)

Candace: AHHH SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!!!
Phineas and Ferb at the same time: S to the I to the M to the P

by ChiefBokMalo May 1, 2020

What should I do?

The "LeBron James" approach, popularized by South Park. Used in tricky situations or troublesome conversations.

DAD: "Donavan, I saw a packet of white powder in your room--"

DONAVAN: "What should I do? Should I admit that I've made mistakes? Should I remind you I've done this before? What should I do? Should I tell you I'm not a role model? Should I accept my role as the villain? Should I stop listening to my drug dealer? He's my drug dealer! Maybe I should just... disappear."

DAD: "...I'm going to go make some toast."

SCORE!

by JesusGodBuddha November 19, 2010

I love you mostest

You add mostest at the end if I love you to signify you love your partner the mostest of all. Whoever says I love you mostest automatically loves the other partner more than he or she does forever and HAS to accept.

Dominic: I love you.

Stephanie: I love you more.

Dominic: I love you mostest. 💙
Stephanie: wow! You love me more than I do!? Guess I have to accept it.

by TheMostCorrectPersonToEverLive February 28, 2018

I gave them a jacket

When you do something nice for someone and then tell everyone about it.

“I saw a guy down on his luck, so I gave them a jacket.”

by Plumb2 February 25, 2019

I-Mosh Fat Guy

An I-Mosh Fat Guy is that 1 very large dude you find in a mosh pit at a rock/metal/punk concert. It's always that 1 guy that pushes you. You aren't necessarily afraid of him but you hate having to deal with him.

Hey dude, why do you have that black eye?

Oh, I got smacked in the face by an I-Mosh Fat Guy at the concert last night.

by xxguitarxmetalxx666 March 6, 2010

mommy i have aids

mommy i have aids is what you say to mommy when you have aids.

jmal "mommy i have aids."
mommy "ok then jmal."

by nolifejim November 23, 2020

i can’t bangs with you

I can’t hang with you in times of hardship/struggle.

Yo You snitched to the federals during interrogations I can’t bangs with you..

by LegendaryAnt February 4, 2018